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Some Baller Light Bulbs
NegroCollegeFund | Apr 4, 2016 03:42 pm | 5 comment(s)
So the other day I found myself buying shit on www.Newegg.com (free plug for the faggits) that wasn't going to directly or immediately entertain me. I felt that to be unacceptable and was like "gee what can i buy that will provide me with pleasure for at least the day on which i receive it?" I'm a simple man with exquisite taste, only one thing could satiate my hunger for awesome shit: LIGHTBULBS

I take maybe a good hour of my day and scour all the dumb sections of newegg looking for things that might be cosmetically appealing. They have LED strips for lame-os to put into their cases, and like those plasma balls they sold at spencers 20 years ago for $100, but nothing screams "BUY ME" Then i stumble upon the household lighting and I think to my self "i can work with this" and keep digging. Well i come to the conclusion after viewing random stuff that i NEED some LED, RGB light bulbs.

So in narrowin down my requirements, i come across a lightbulb that seems pretty cool. hell it even has a remote. im like "lets buy 2 of these theyll either suck or they wont." Let me tell you, they do not suck.

I receive and blow apart the package. i aint got time for shit between me and satisfaction. Out falls two light bulbs and two remotes, in pretty boxes. the packaging has a professional feel to it. as comical as it sounds, in the context of installing lightbulbs, they were simple to install. screw into disabled light, turn on, and press link button on remote. if link is successful, the lamp will flash 3 times. now, these remotes each can control up to FOUR zones, each one can consist of multiple/many bulbs. at 6w of power consumption, their white setting is probably comparable to at least a 40 watt bulb, if not a 60, in regards to brightness. So i install these 2 into a pair of fixtures, link em to one 'zone' on the first remote, and start playing.

The company claims 16.7 million colors. granted thats what RGB ends up, i find it hard to believe that i can literally get 16,700,000 different hues out of this light. despite this, it can hit pretty much any color your fingers are nimble enough to pick on the sick little remote. the remote, which is the power house in this tag team, has 2 'touch sliders' or something to that effect, where you can slide your shitty fingers to pick either brightness or hue. above that is a master power- which might be the best feature of all: instead of moving your fat ass to turn on and off your lights, just press the off button on the remote and leave your light switch on! If only it could feed and change you, you disgusting piece of shit! Below all those mad buttons are some normal buttons, for speed, mode, and zones.

The remote offers 9 'modes'. all of which are just variations of what is best described as 'disco mode' The speed buttons are self explanatory (speed of shit occuring). But the zones. THE ZONES.

At this time, i only have 2 of these bulbs, and 2 remotes. one remote is still packaged, so i havent begun to fuck around with multiple remotes. but i have not yet read of any kind of limit to how many bulbs can be in a single zone. im wondering if i can have zones control full rooms in various places in the house. being able to instantly illuminate or darken, or bring a disco to any room at my whim with a press of my remote. If i can have one remote set to operate full areas and then have each area with a remote to control each individual bulb. all the possibilities are there to be considered. chances are that i can do all these things and more. hell maybe even put some outside. maybe i can rig some kind of triggers to shit to make events outside manipulate these sick ass lightbulbs i now want to fill the house with.

Furthermore, you can apparently purchase the controllers, and wire your own LED lighting as you see fit, all controllable or as a module addition to your current 'zone' sets. One video on youtube has a dude showing how you can adapt it to light up your pc case using a controller, your light remote, and some generic LED strips. The same could probably be done for your store's display shelf, your sick fish tank, your nerdy school project, or your haunted halloween decorations. These are baller light bulbs. gonna order more tomorrow.

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Indecisive Title!
NegroCollegeFund | Jan 29, 2016 04:49 pm | 4 comment(s)
i couldnt choose between "Maybe I'm fucking retarded" or " 2 hours in the life of negro"

So stuff happens and im lazy sometimes. Forums have been out of date by a fraction of a version for a little while. Well i guess the site updated itself to PHP 5.6, which doesnt support our current forums (technically i think its actually the reverse- our vb dont support PHP 5.6 but that is an argument for fags, nerds, and turdherders) OK so anyway

So the natural decision?

"Gee i should fucking update this shit" so there i go into the digital sunset to download some shit. But before i can download it, i must LOG IN. I hate logging in to anything but whatever. I stick my left arm 35 inches deep into my anus and grab a 16" x 16" piece of cardboard i store there with all my passwords and stuff. So i try to log in so i can get this update. Nope. shit aint biting. so i go to an email and see like 4 password resets from every single time i had to download an update.

So i go to the site again, hit forgot password, and wait.

and wait





wait


complain to hurp

wait

45 minutes later im like ok fuck this shit. or maybe 45 minutes later i simply passed out in my chair.

That was just the back story!

So today i get home and im like "lets see if those fucking password resets ever occured!" some of them did. I hit the newest one and it doesnt do shit- opens a blank ass page. i hit the one below it (chronologically older) and it opens a page saying that request had expired. pfft. click the first one again. THAT one has expired. so i request once more and spam refresh on my email. practically instantly it arrives. i assume this means yesterdays shenanigans have subsided. WRONG. So i click the shitty link and NOTHING HAPPENS. Since digital things are like mechanical things, i decided that PRESSING IT A LOT would definitely help resolve my issue. so i laid into the password reset. But as the day prior, no response. the emotions i felt at this point granted me enough experience to achieve level 2, and i learned the special attack 'contact support'.

So i start looking into how the fuck i can physically tell a human that im pissed off. i find that avenue and start my journey. Gotta log into email, figure out how to send them, remember the address and put it in the recipient's field, take associated screen shots like i do cause thats how i roll, compose words that wont get auto deleted. So i write this lovely piece of email right here:

for the full story, please visit yourmom.corn
Forums temporarily fucked up
NegroCollegeFund | Jan 28, 2016 03:32 pm | 3 comment(s)
current version doesnt support php 5.5 and vbulletin has a retarded login system to download updates so there will probably be errors until these jerk offs reset my password so i can download the fucking update

perfect example of why you are better off torrenting or cracking something than paying 265 dollars or whatever this shit forum liscense cost me
Impending News
NegroCollegeFund | Dec 31, 2015 01:58 pm | 3 comment(s)
I've been meaning to make some kind of news post for some time, but basically was too lazy to take the time to word it. It takes a mild amount of time and dedication to actually type something up that is professional and comprehendable. or is it comprehensible? if i felt like taking the time to google it i would make an actual news post. That aside, Basically we wanted to wish everyone happy holidays for christmas and new years, but also to make you all aware of the status of the project FiveM which we were hoping would be our next server project. Long and short they got cornholed because the author was lazy. If i ever get around to making that REAL news post I'll detail it further. Happy varying holidays from the staff at negroserver.
im fuckin drunk
NegroCollegeFund | Jun 25, 2015 09:56 pm | 17 comment(s)
its new and im announdingf it
The Future
NegroCollegeFund | Jun 18, 2015 07:16 pm | 24 comment(s)
Ladies and genitalfriends,
The staff at negroserver has been considering retiring our flagship server, Negroserver Idle, due to inactivity. While it was a great server when it was appropriately timed, and was a draw when the content was fresh, its pretty clear at this point that TF2's ship has long since sailed from our ports. While there is still plenty of demand for TF2 itself, the game is old enough that our server is now completely irrelevant. There are flourishing communities and servers packed with 12 year olds like yourselves. There is no reason to join Negroserver Idle over these alternatives. If there was, the server wouldn't be empty. If there was a community to provide this gamemode to, we would continue to run it. However, we believe it no longer fills the role it once did and share the belief that there is simply no point in running it any further. We have every intention of running our iDull server, as well as our MvM server into the foreseeable future. I would also love a reason to re open our Vanilla TF2 server. But as far as our custom flagship idle is concerned, it has run its course and no longer contributes in any fashion to the negroserver community. Please feel free to speak your mind regarding this potential change before it is carved in stone.

Beyond TF2, we continue to update and polish our custom Minecraft mod, Negroserver Roots. Along side that, our starbound server is still kicking, for those who currently utilize it. We remain as open minded as we have been over the years, and hope that any user would feel compelled to offer any suggestions regarding games that we should host. We have tried, usually unsuccessfully, a multitude of alternative games over the past 5 years, and hope to continue to offer multiplayer servers for any in-demand game that can be implemented properly and sought by players.

Our next big goal is the creation of a GTA V multiplayer server. Long ago, Negroserver was founded solely to run a San Andreas: MultiPlayer server. Unfortunately for us, we were late to the game and not able to take advantage of the demand bubble. Since that time, The staff at Negroserver has pondered, dreamt, and prayed that the "sequel" to SA:MP would arrive and outperform its predecessor. Finally, after at least 5 years of suspense, GTA V has been born unto the PC scene, and a great, fan made multiplayer client is being created. This fan made software has all the potential in the world to meet and exceed the masterpiece that was SA:MP. And this time, we plan to be on the cusp of this wave, rather than the receding tides. Only time can truly tell if we will succeed on this new platform, but our hopes are high. We realize this transition might end up costing us some regular users who might not accept this evolution, but we also recognize the potential for expansion brought about by the introduction of a new platform. We hope and invite our current user base to take advantage of our alternative and future services, especially those you may not be familiar with.

One of those services you may not be familiar with, is one of our more recent projects, a Taima.tv channel. We have a custom user-tube, pre loaded with interesting and permanent streams, which also supports temporary additions from any registered user. It is a server running cytube syncware to allow multiple clients to watch internet based video and stream in sync, in addition to providing a chat and some other features. It is still a work in progress, but that aside, its still worth a visit. We hope to one day use it to resume our old "Negroserver Movie Nights" in addition to potentially harvesting its own cluster of internet children- as do our other services. It can be reached @ http://www.taima.tv/r/negro

Good day, and good night.
in need of coders
NegroCollegeFund | May 13, 2015 05:55 pm | 0 comment(s)
if u can code a language and arent retarded, i need you.

if you feel this might be you, please respond here

fags
I am straight up gay
NegroCollegeFund | May 5, 2015 07:23 pm | 8 comment(s)
legit

dont forget it
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